Our Beers

Was going to be called St. Paula's, but... well, the new name says it all.




Made with actual peppermint leaves - lots of 'em.




Made with real cinnamon sticks.




A dark beer with the zing of citrus, with a crispness that makes you say "whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks."

(Original artwork for the Naughty Nancy label was done by Ace Backwords; we are using it with his kind permission.)




A high ABV Belgian. It's yummy. We recently tried a different Belgian yeast and got a spicy note that wasn't there before. Sold in full liter bottles with the cool, Studly flip top.




A Northern Dusseldorf style alt beer, authentic German hops. A crisp summer beer.




Want to get your party started? Just whip out your John Thomas!




What's in it? You'll never really know.




It's orange. It has a creamy head, and tastes like toast and lots and lots of malt.




Made of German malt, all Saaz hops, and lovingly infused with genuine yeast. Different than other Blondes. Label was rejected by the government on the grounds that the original "OMFG" was obscene----but what could possibly be obscene about "Oh My Fairy Godmother?" They wouldn't tell us.




The font is called Soviet. The feds forced us to remove part of the american flag, and replace the stars with a hammer and sickle. It's the law, doesn't have to make any sense. Originally, the kombat ale was a Special Bitter, but it's moved a bit beyond that. A light dark beer, you'll like it.